Love to Love You, Baby

From Salon.com: Letterman and Kerry joked about the negotiations that led to Monday's announcement of an agreement on debate scheduling and format. Kerry said the campaigns had argued over seating arrangements for the vice-presidential debate. "I wanted to have John Edwards stand," Kerry said. "Dick Cheney wanted to sit." Letterman asked about a possible compromise involving squatting. Kerry said that wasn't the deal. "Well, now what's gonna happen is, well, we compromised and now George Bush is gonna sit on Dick Cheney's lap."

How great is that? Someone is finally stoking the fire in JFK’s belly! He is implying that, much like their testimony before the 9/11 commission, Dick will have his hand way up W's bottom so he can open and close W's mouth, the dummy. Love the homoerotic subtext, too. Nothing will goad the rabid goons of the right-wing like accusations of homosexuality.