Living Too Late

Friday, December 08, 2006

Know Your Product

Weird juxtapositioning of the week, spotted on a large billboard just to the right of the door of a youth hostel used by German and French twenty-somethings on Manhattan's Upper West Side: the image is supposed to be a post-card depicting a rather curvy, teeny-bikinied woman reclining on a beach, with the caption "Greetings from Brazil" printed in script. Marring this soft-porn fantasy are the spray-painted words "Turistas Go Home" (the title of this nasty organ-stealing horror movie).

I guess the movie marketers are writing off the international market on this one...

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"Know Your Product" is a great song from the Aussie punk band The Saints. Here's a sample:

I'm just sitting in my chair when a voice comes on the air
Says "Why don't you try it? You'll feel allright!"
"Got some great new brand of smokes
"Cool your head and clear your throat
"Keeps you young and so in touch."

Cheap advertising, you're lying
Never gonna get me what I want
I said, smooth talking, brain washing
Ain't never gonna get me what I need

Johnny, Are You Queer?

Following up on my Mary Cheney post from yesterday, here is an excerpt from a thoughtful column on the subject from Ruth Marcus at the Washington Post:

My only regret about Mary Cheney's pregnancy is that it didn't happen earlier -- say, during the 2004 presidential race, when Cheney was working for her father's campaign and his running mate was busy trying to write discrimination against people like her into the Constitution.

Imagine a hugely pregnant Mary Cheney sitting in the vice president's box at the convention. Imagine Cheney and her partner, Heather Poe, cuddling their newborn onstage at the victory celebration.

How perfectly that would have illustrated the clanging disconnect between the Republican Party's outmoded intolerance and the benign reality of gay families today.

Better late than never. Cheney's no crusader; she has little interest in becoming the poster mom for gay parenthood. But whether she intends it or not, her pregnancy will, I think, turn out to be a watershed in public understanding and acceptance of the phenomenon. This is the Ellen DeGeneres moment of national politics.

Acceptance won't come immediately, of course, and certainly not from all quarters. The folks who have fits about "Heather Has Two Mommies" are beside themselves over "Heather Is One of Two Mommies." Especially because the other mommy is -- as Mary Cheney is inevitably described -- The Vice President's Openly Gay Daughter.

"Unconscionable," said Janice Crouse of Concerned Women for America. "Her action repudiates traditional values and sets an appalling example for young people at a time when father absence is the most pressing social problem facing the nation," Crouse wrote on the TownHall.com blog. "Her child will have all the material advantages it will need, but it will still encounter the emotional devastation common to children without fathers."

"I think it's tragic that a child has been conceived with the express purpose of denying it a father," pronounced Robert Knight of the Media Research Center. The couple, he said is seeking to "create a culture that is based on sexual anarchy instead of marriage and family values."

I can understand that people -- especially those who have no personal experience with gay families -- are uncomfortable with the notion of children without a parent of each gender. What I can't understand is using words such as "unconscionable" or "tragic" to describe the choice of two people who love each other and want to create a family together.

To be a badly wanted child (one thing that's indisputable about the children of same-sex couples: the parents had to work to make it happen) in a home with two loving parents is no tragedy. If they're worried about "emotional devastation," the Crouses and Knights of the world would do better to reserve their lamentations for children in poverty, those who are abused or neglected, or for children in families splintered by divorce.

Seems like a no brainer to me.

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"Johnny, Are You Queer" is off of Josie Cotton's "Convertable Music," as well as the soundtrack to "Valley Girl."

Thursday, December 07, 2006

I'm a Sonic Generator

I've got no beef with Gwen Stefani--she's talented and a star with No Doubt or on her own. But I was kinda queasy when I read in Entertainment Weekly that her new look--"coke whore"-- is based on Michelle Pfeiffer's character in Brian DePalma's "Scarface." From the EW article it's clear that Stefani is just having fun putting on the bad girl image, but she does has a huge following amongst the tween and teen girl set...she's kind of a role model whether she likes it or not (and she's a new-ish mom to boot) and with that has to come some responsibility, right? Then again, the folks that rail against (black) rappers for glorifying misogyny and the thug life are curiously silent in the presence of this 37 year-old blond white woman from Orange County who likes to dress up like a Hollywood-ized crackhead.

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From Salon.com:

George W. Bush, speaking today on the Iraq Study Group report: "The truth is a lot of reports in Washington aren't read by anybody. To show you how important this report is, I read it."

Asked whether he's still in "denial" about Iraq, Bush shot back: "It's bad in Iraq. That help?"

Warms the heart, don't it?

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According to the New York Times, VP Dick Cheney's daughter Mary--you know, the (whisper, whisper) lesbian one--is pregnant (with her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, a former park ranger). Personally, I wish them the best. But, how does the anti-gay marriage, anti-premarital sex, anti-children-out-of-wedlock Bush administration spin this? The Times was unable to unearth exactly how Mary Cheney was impregnated. (Thank god for Dick's obsession with secrecy.)

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Speaking of the hypocrisy among our nation's leaders when dealing with their own, check out Michael Kinsley's column from the Washington Post on the Bush Twin's nightclubbing while American troops are blown up in Baghdad every day:

From what little has leaked out, it seems that Jenna and Barbara are party girls who like to drink and dance until the wee hours with aristocrats and frat boys. Jenna is interning for UNICEF in Latin America (not actually teaching kids, as originally reported, but involved somehow in education). The twins recently took a trip to Argentina. Their first night there, partying in Buenos Aires, Barbara lost her purse to a thief.

So it would appear that George W. Bush's daughters are not Amy Carter or Chelsea Clinton or Karenna Gore. So what? Are you surprised?

Nevertheless, there is a war on. It's a war that has killed 3,000 Americans, most of them around Jenna and Barbara's age or younger. It has killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis of all ages. And even more Americans and Iraqis have been injured, lost limbs, suffered terrible pain. President Bush can be quite eloquent in talking about the sacrifices of American soldiers and -- he always adds -- their families. In the Reagan style that has become almost mandatory, he uses anecdotes. He talks of Marine 2nd Lt. Frederick Pokorney Jr. "His wife, Carolyn, received a folded flag. His two-year-old daughter, Taylor, knelt beside her mother at the casket to say a final goodbye."

Bush says truly, about the American dead, "They did not yearn to be heroes. They yearned to see mom and dad again and to hold their sweethearts and to watch their sons and daughters grow. They wanted the daily miracle of freedom in America, yet they gave all that up and gave life itself for the sake of others."

Living your life according to your own values is a challenge for everyone, and it must be a special challenge if you happen to be the president. No one thinks that the president should have to give up a child to prove that his family is as serious about freedom as these other families he praises. But it would be reassuring to see a little struggle here -- some sign that the Bush family truly believes that American soldiers are dying for our freedom, and that it's worth it.

Who knows? Maybe they have had huge arguments about this. Maybe George and Laura wanted the girls to join the Red Cross, or the Peace Corps, or do something that would at least take them off the party circuit for a couple of years. And perhaps the girls said no. But I doubt this scenario, don't you?

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At first it seemed a brilliant strategy -- repellent, but brilliant -- to isolate most Americans from the cost of the war in Iraq. It's starting to seem a lot less so. As the deaths and injuries mount, more and more people are touched by the war -- and become understandably resentful of those who are not. Bush, in his speeches, is eloquent about what no one doubts -- the sacrifice -- but banal about what most people have come to doubt: the purpose.

But no amount of eloquence can overcome the bald contrast between that rhetoric and how his own family lives. His daughters are over 21, and he can't control them, but that doesn't let them off the hook. They are now independent moral actors, and their situation requires that they either publicly oppose their father's war or do something to support it. Is it unfair to expect Jenna and Barbara to shape their lives around their father's folly? Of course it's unfair. If this is war, then unfairness comes with the territory.


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Also, check out these interesting articles about Mick Jones from the Clash (most recently in the music press for producing the Libertines' two albums) and Jarvis Cocker from Pulp (who has a new solo album--"Jarvis"--that's only available in the US as an import). Oh, and Billy Idol has just released an album of Christmas standards. No word on if it bites the big one or not, but his track record since "Rebel Yell" has been spotty, to say the least.

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This post's title comes from Elastica's song "Generator" from "The Menace."